Family's two-year fight to bring killer driver back from Latvia

To everyone's surprise - not least coach Gavin - your writer excelled in the ring, producing a string of devastating jabs to put the legal boffin on the back foot.

It's enough to make a Wookiee weep - in an auction room far, far away, Darth Vader's lightsaber has fetched £3.7million.

Who needs tenacious hackers when the boss of the world's most cutting-edge firm can seemingly fall victim to one of the oldest espionage tools?

The Prime Minister was telling a cheering Labour conference that he was willing to go 'all the way' back into the EU; and in the next few days I am afraid the appalling sell-out is getting under way.